A friend asked if my partner and I would be mimes at a Hollywood film fundraising party. After my initial shock subsided, I recommended two great sports better suited for the challenge—a young handsome gay couple who had fun and shared a photo opp with beloved AHS: Covenwitch Queenie. But even powerful witches can be frightened by the likes of mimes, as Gabourey tweeted. The alleged “boner” may have been a result of mime-induced hysteria … or just a guy’s impressive DNA.
